Almost out of posts

Well, my store of Joe Mama posts is running very low. I cannot believe that no one has any of the posts that I don't have. How can that be???? If I had a lot of money, I would offer a reward for Joe Mama posts, but I don't. What other enticement could I offer?

I cannot give you naked pictures. Sorry. Jack would be mad. Not about the naked pics, just about me giving them out. (I know this because we had a converstation about me posing for Playboy in which I asked if it would be ok with him and his response was, "I wouldn't be shouting it off rooftops.")

We could have a party at our house and the admission price would be a Joe Mama post that I don't have. (And it can't be "LOL*".)

If someone gave me the Berlin Brothel experience, we could have a girl jump out of a cake. I think even Jack would like that, because really when does your wife let you have a girl jump out of a cake in your own house??

Really, maybe I should offer him that when I'm trying to talk him into something I really want.

"Please can we go to Italy this summer, honey? We can have a girl jump out of a cake."

See, if I can get Italy out of this, why can't I get JM posts? Work with me, people. Sheesh.