Get naked with bacon--this weekend!
National Wives Wear Bacon Weekend
OK, I know it may take a while to catch on, but this is the weekend that you and your wife or significant other should take the opportunity to get down and dirty with some bacon. Now, maybe she doesn't really want to wear bacon. Choose something else. Choose chocolate if she prefers. Choose fruit. Drink champagne from her belly button. Share some bacon. Did you ever see Lady and the Tramp? There's that one scene with the spaghetti. You could do that with bacon. Or you could just make some carbonara and eat in the kitchen naked.
Really, when you think about it, football widows deserve some attention during the biweek. You could get a lot of brownie points for doing something fun and sexy, making her feel hot and beautiful. And maybe next year she will reward you by initiating it herself.
Here is my promise to you all. I will write my (and Jack's) bacon story from this weekend and post it here.
OK, I know it may take a while to catch on, but this is the weekend that you and your wife or significant other should take the opportunity to get down and dirty with some bacon. Now, maybe she doesn't really want to wear bacon. Choose something else. Choose chocolate if she prefers. Choose fruit. Drink champagne from her belly button. Share some bacon. Did you ever see Lady and the Tramp? There's that one scene with the spaghetti. You could do that with bacon. Or you could just make some carbonara and eat in the kitchen naked.
Really, when you think about it, football widows deserve some attention during the biweek. You could get a lot of brownie points for doing something fun and sexy, making her feel hot and beautiful. And maybe next year she will reward you by initiating it herself.
Here is my promise to you all. I will write my (and Jack's) bacon story from this weekend and post it here.
posted by Salomé at 9:29 AM
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