Goose Story--for Hank
I was going to hold onto this for a while, but since Hank missed it yesterday, I decided to put it up now. It's not as bad as you think, Hank. It's not that much worse than reality TV.
Had dinner Sat night with a prosecutor in Seattle
Posted on October 24, 2005 at 01:34:51 PM by Alpo
His unit caught the Enumclaw horse sex case. A few interesting points. (He has seen the video)
1. Deceased's last words: "I think I just heard something pop."
2. Inducement for the horse: Participants were doused in mare urine to encourage the horses to get excited. It worked so well that the horses would come running when the neighbor would drive up with clients for servicing.
3. The deceased had previusly had sex with:
-- a dead deer he had hunted and killed
-- his dog
-- his neighbor's dog
4. He tried to have sex with a goose but couldn't figure out how to do it, so he just masturbated in front of the goose instead.
5. Once when he couldn't find an animal, he just dug a hole in the dirt and had sex with that.
Brings a whole new meaning to "soiling oneself"
Posted on October 24, 2005 at 01:50:46 PM by cp
Also loved #4. Couldn't figure out how to bang a goose so he just jerked off in front of it so it could see what it was missing.
Alright, I won't be able to work again this afternoon* - By MHoops1 October 24, 2005 at 01:48:00 PM
* Will you be out scouting soil?* - By Joe Mama October 24, 2005 at 01:48:48 PM
o He means he won't be able to work on anything other than - By Jackwraith October 24, 2005 at 01:53:14 PM
how to solve the goose problem.
lol.
Posted on October 24, 2005 at 01:57:40 PM by Joe Mama
I really don't get what the big deal was with the goose. If you'll fuck a dead deer, your dog and your neighbors dog, why not just rape that goose ass? What's the dilema? It's not like the dogs were on the bed waiting for him to rip their privates asunder. Why not just plow in to that foul? Suddenly got a conscience?
# You waited this long to post this? Goodness gracious. #5 is one of the funniest images ever (nm) - By danny October 24, 2005 at 01:42:14 PM
* I think #4 is better. How does the prosectuor know that?* -by Randy
How crappy is your imaginiation that you need to bang the Earth?
Posted on October 24, 2005 at 01:37:04 PM by Joe Mama
I mean, you can't just rub one out with your hand(s) while thinking about a warm, tender dead deer like the rest of us? You need to fuck a hole in the ground?
* By the way, I prefer my earth hole to be surrounded by weeds* - By Yosterizer October 24, 2005 at 01:42:31 PM
o Or at least some well-manicured grass*** - By craig weston October 24, 2005 at 01:50:07 PM
o Nice* - By Joe Mama October 24, 2005 at 01:45:20 PM
o Good job, see I mention it when you have a good post* - By Randy October 24, 2005 at 01:43:20 PM
+ Thanks. You're a great guy* - By Yosterizer October 24, 2005 at 01:45:49 PM
Had dinner Sat night with a prosecutor in Seattle
Posted on October 24, 2005 at 01:34:51 PM by Alpo
His unit caught the Enumclaw horse sex case. A few interesting points. (He has seen the video)
1. Deceased's last words: "I think I just heard something pop."
2. Inducement for the horse: Participants were doused in mare urine to encourage the horses to get excited. It worked so well that the horses would come running when the neighbor would drive up with clients for servicing.
3. The deceased had previusly had sex with:
-- a dead deer he had hunted and killed
-- his dog
-- his neighbor's dog
4. He tried to have sex with a goose but couldn't figure out how to do it, so he just masturbated in front of the goose instead.
5. Once when he couldn't find an animal, he just dug a hole in the dirt and had sex with that.
Brings a whole new meaning to "soiling oneself"
Posted on October 24, 2005 at 01:50:46 PM by cp
Also loved #4. Couldn't figure out how to bang a goose so he just jerked off in front of it so it could see what it was missing.
Alright, I won't be able to work again this afternoon* - By MHoops1 October 24, 2005 at 01:48:00 PM
* Will you be out scouting soil?* - By Joe Mama October 24, 2005 at 01:48:48 PM
o He means he won't be able to work on anything other than - By Jackwraith October 24, 2005 at 01:53:14 PM
how to solve the goose problem.
lol.
Posted on October 24, 2005 at 01:57:40 PM by Joe Mama
I really don't get what the big deal was with the goose. If you'll fuck a dead deer, your dog and your neighbors dog, why not just rape that goose ass? What's the dilema? It's not like the dogs were on the bed waiting for him to rip their privates asunder. Why not just plow in to that foul? Suddenly got a conscience?
# You waited this long to post this? Goodness gracious. #5 is one of the funniest images ever (nm) - By danny October 24, 2005 at 01:42:14 PM
* I think #4 is better. How does the prosectuor know that?* -by Randy
How crappy is your imaginiation that you need to bang the Earth?
Posted on October 24, 2005 at 01:37:04 PM by Joe Mama
I mean, you can't just rub one out with your hand(s) while thinking about a warm, tender dead deer like the rest of us? You need to fuck a hole in the ground?
* By the way, I prefer my earth hole to be surrounded by weeds* - By Yosterizer October 24, 2005 at 01:42:31 PM
o Or at least some well-manicured grass*** - By craig weston October 24, 2005 at 01:50:07 PM
o Nice* - By Joe Mama October 24, 2005 at 01:45:20 PM
o Good job, see I mention it when you have a good post* - By Randy October 24, 2005 at 01:43:20 PM
+ Thanks. You're a great guy* - By Yosterizer October 24, 2005 at 01:45:49 PM
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