JM on Bacon

Even though this is pretty recent, I thought it good enough to share now. Plus it makes me hungry and since I don't have any bacon at home, I can at least experience it vicariously through JM's great descriptive technique.

Some of you may remember JM's affectation for bacon. If you don't,
here it is, following off a question about whether people actually use
the various drawers and door features (like the egg holder) of their
fridge...

Nice.

Posted on October 5, 2005 at 07:22:08 PM by Joe Mama

The bacon goes in the "meat" thingy - tray or whatever you call it. Drawer.

I am going to Whole Foods next week to buy some fantastic bacon for some Carbonara - I'm excited. It is stellar bacon well worth going out of my way for.

Mrs. Mama has turned down my offers to build a website dedicated to bacon and nudes. I wanted to take close-ups of, say, a breast, with a piece of perfect (just a hair under medium) bacon over the nipple. You know, and if it's hot, start doing sick shit. I know it would sell. You know it would sell. She wasn't buying it. I told her - no faces - just lady parts and bacon. No dice. Nor do I have permission to hire
models. When she talks like this, I become disillusioned by monogamy and begin considering more bacon-friendly options.

(I'll post pics here when it goes down - 'cause its going down)