JM Review
Since the topic of Tera Patrick is hot on the board right now, I thought I would post this.
Gratuitious Briana Banks movie review...
Posted on May 24, 2005 at 10:23:00 AM by Joe Mama
Over the weekend, I had an opportunity to see "The Babysitter 5", which sucked all kinds of ass, not in a good way.
Anyhow, BB was in the flick, so I figured I'd check it out. She had only one scene, and it was pretty raunch. She was fine and all, but she apparently is pretty down with getting choked, and to be honest, that's just not my bag. I'm sure it was consensual, but you know, I'm not down with choking women for all the obvious reasons.
You know Tera Patrick? Very hot girl. Beautiful face. Stunning mama. Anyhow, she gets right off on being choked. Unconscious. That's her bag, baby. I'm not sure how I would react to that. She is smoking. If she wanted to hit it, I'd hit it. If she wanted me to literally choke her unconscious, I'd have to pass. It's just way too fucked up. I'll do all kinda of crazy shit, but wrapping my hands around your throat ain't one of them.
Oh ya, The Babysitter 5 – awful. The first scene features a midget, in
an oversized crib, and the midget is supposed to be the baby. A bearded baby with stubby digits. Not hot. Anyhow, some chick (the babysitter?) comes in to the room, and he bangs her. Midget style. She was normal size though. So after about 90 seconds of horror, I realize this is not only wrong on the little person level (I know they need sex too, and I'm not midgit-phobic, I don't think, I just don't really wanna see them fuck 'cause they freak me out – oh shit. I am midget-phobic!), it is also wrong on a BillMich level. I mean, this is supposed to be a fucking BABY and he's nailing the babysitter in the can? A baby? Complete with pacifier? WTF? All in all, a must-miss flick.
Anyhow, Briana is hot. No hips is hot. I've just seen her take on too many sausages (at once) to still hold a torch for her.
I'd, again, strongly advise you check out Nikki Anderson on the Private label.
PS – Got the Hustler channel and it is too much porn. Too much.
Gratuitious Briana Banks movie review...
Posted on May 24, 2005 at 10:23:00 AM by Joe Mama
Over the weekend, I had an opportunity to see "The Babysitter 5", which sucked all kinds of ass, not in a good way.
Anyhow, BB was in the flick, so I figured I'd check it out. She had only one scene, and it was pretty raunch. She was fine and all, but she apparently is pretty down with getting choked, and to be honest, that's just not my bag. I'm sure it was consensual, but you know, I'm not down with choking women for all the obvious reasons.
You know Tera Patrick? Very hot girl. Beautiful face. Stunning mama. Anyhow, she gets right off on being choked. Unconscious. That's her bag, baby. I'm not sure how I would react to that. She is smoking. If she wanted to hit it, I'd hit it. If she wanted me to literally choke her unconscious, I'd have to pass. It's just way too fucked up. I'll do all kinda of crazy shit, but wrapping my hands around your throat ain't one of them.
Oh ya, The Babysitter 5 – awful. The first scene features a midget, in
an oversized crib, and the midget is supposed to be the baby. A bearded baby with stubby digits. Not hot. Anyhow, some chick (the babysitter?) comes in to the room, and he bangs her. Midget style. She was normal size though. So after about 90 seconds of horror, I realize this is not only wrong on the little person level (I know they need sex too, and I'm not midgit-phobic, I don't think, I just don't really wanna see them fuck 'cause they freak me out – oh shit. I am midget-phobic!), it is also wrong on a BillMich level. I mean, this is supposed to be a fucking BABY and he's nailing the babysitter in the can? A baby? Complete with pacifier? WTF? All in all, a must-miss flick.
Anyhow, Briana is hot. No hips is hot. I've just seen her take on too many sausages (at once) to still hold a torch for her.
I'd, again, strongly advise you check out Nikki Anderson on the Private label.
PS – Got the Hustler channel and it is too much porn. Too much.
posted by Salomé at 10:14 AM
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