JM's "gayest moment ever"

Here's how I know JM is not gay. Also more evidence that he is hilarious.

Had my gayest moment ever yesterday.

Posted on June 27, 2005 at 09:12:58 AM by Joe Mama

I went to the Gay Pride Parade here (IIRC the 2nd biggest Pride Parade
around) with my sister who is a make-up chick at MAC (cosmetics). MAC
had a float, she'd done make-up on some of the models, and, knowing
how hot the chicks are my sister had been working with, I gladly
tagged along to see how they were holding up. The chicks were
out-of-this-world-hot. Stunning.

Anyhow, at one point, I see just a stellar rack about 100 feet in
front of me. Hell, I could sense their naked presence. As we walked,
through the sea of people and I got closer, I saw a 5' 9" blonde with
great legs, bare chest, fake rack, etc. A few more steps and I realize
that rack is sitting on some dude. Personally, I couldn't care less.
Go ahead and get tits put on your back for all I care. I was just
bummed about being duped like that. He really did have a great pair. I
had a "What if I never, ever told a soul?" moment, but it was
fleeting.

I'm kidding about that.