Joe Mama on how to react to a broken date

Well, I haven't foudn the Germany story, but I know I have it somewhere. All about $2000 champagne and fake, soapy boobs, IIRC. But I did find a lot of other stuff. Here's one of many.

Apparently J (he of the wacky redhead fame) had a golf and dinner date
set with this woman and she'd been gradually scaling it
back over the course of the week by claiming that she needs time to
prepare for her trip to Vegas which happens tomorrow. He expected
something more recriminatory from JM and then asked how precisely he
would text message back to her...

Too much pride can kill a man.

Posted on September 1, 2005 at 09:35:52 AM by Joe Mama

Needless to say it can also keep a man from getting some.

So, do you dig the chick or not?

If not, then fuck it. Fine. She blew you off, so cut her out of your
life. Done and done. Sucks to be her.

BUT - If you dig the chick, the advice above is stupid and short-sighted.

So first, figure out if you're just looking for booty or if you
actually dig the chick. That should determine your course of action
here.

Also, c'mon man, shit happens. She's busy. She didn't just not show up
for a date or something, she's saying "Hey, I'm fucking really busy.
Can we hook up next week?" - again, if you dig her, or want to tap it
badly enough, you don't lick her ass (just yet) with the "Oh yes,
ma'am, that's quite all right" shit, but just accept that shit just
happens some time.

If you don't care about her, or getting inside her, then cut it off right now.

As far as text to send her, as I've said above, it all depends on
where you are trying to take this.

Maybe something like "Have Fun! U O me anal when U get back"? (jokes)