More JM

This one occurred because Curious (who is admittedly bi-curious) took
offense to some needling elsewhere on the board.

It is all in jest. here is some ammo for you:

Posted on April 26, 2005 at 01:58:50 PM by Joe Mama

Here is some ammo for you:

It was high school. I sang in a band that (surprise) took ourselves
way too seriously for the minimal amount of talent we were blessed
with.

We were playing a school dance, and to promote our appearance, we
played 3 songs at an assembly earlier that same week. During the
3-song set, I removed the button-down type long sleeve shirt I had on.
I had some t-shirt on underneath. No biggie, right?

Wrong.

To this day, my asshole friends rip me about the time I "took my shirt
off like I was hot shit". They are relentless, standing up in front of
me and any girlfriend I've ever had since (EVER!) doing mock dances
and ripping their shirts off and laughing at my expense. It sucks, but
I deserve it.

Around the same time, I was approached by a man about doing some
modeling. His name was Claude LeFrancois (no joke) but I listened to
him anyway. I'm 17 and this gay Quebecer is stroking my ego (but
nothing else) so like the asshole I am, I was easily persuaded to
explore the world of small town modeling. I end up doing some pathetic
shoot for a local store, think a small town Ontario version of
"K-mart" or something (it was called S&R) and pictures of me wearing
suspect clothing were in a flyer that was delivered to the whole town
(I lived outside of T.O. at the time).

So, do you think my friends, my "boys", if you will, don't bring this
up EVERY TIME? Again, it kinda sucks, but I mostly deserve it. I did
get a few nice slices of pie, but while my memories of teen-age
model-snatch fade with time, my friends recollection of my lame poses
in awful clothes is crystal clear.

Jesus, they are relentless! The first time Mrs. Mama met my friends it
was painful story after painful story. They are brutal.

But...that is what we do. My figuratively gay and short-lived modeling
and singing career, Wally's big ball, Wally shitting on the dance
floor, Sean acting tough and getting stabbed in the chest as a result
(it *is* kinda funny in retrospect, since he didn't die and all), Kris
banging Trish "The Fish" Hallam, Kris getting every girl he slept with
preggers, Dave currently dating a chick I used to bang, Ken catching
me in bed, literally, with his girlfriend (Ken is a fuckstick though
so fuck him. Pussy), Brad totaling his car trying to show off, Leane
Joanette slapping Kris twice and breaking up with me in the span of 60
seconds, etc, etc.

We are guys. We are friends. We live to ridicule. Shit, Kris's
nickname is "girl".

I love you, Curious, and that is why I tease. You made some funny
posts and now you get ribbed on occasion as a result. No real biggie,
is it? I mean, if I post a hella-hot Menudo pic, can we be friends
(without benefits – sad face) again? See, now you can say something
like "Go wax your back, you vapid Zoolander motherfucker" and I'll be
all "Damn. Touche.". If Shum give you grief you can be all "Eat
another snickers, Tubby". See how much fun this shit is?