Sad news...And more JM
JM is not coming to town this year. So, now I am really pissed at the Wolverines for having an off year, because now I have to wait until next football season to meet him. And, also, JM, WTF, dude? How could you stand me up for a whole year? That is beyond being a tease! (I could be completely over you by then.)
On a positive note, I got a present in my email today, something everyone must have been waiting for: a JM post about these Ohio State girls showing their asses. I don't know when this is from, but it is somewhat amusing.
OSU girls
by Joe Mama (Victor's Board--date unknown)
It is all about #2.
At the end of the day, I'd nail 'em all. Not because I find them all
attractive, just that I'd take great pride in sticking it to OSU in
any way as often as possible. There would be no lovemaking on that
day. Only horrible, horrible violations. There would be much, much
shame for them and much rejoicing for me.
As for the specifics:
#1 - Yes, the mystery has appeal. The body is tanned and the bottom is
reasonable. A good start, however I do have some level of concern
relative to her face. Why hide it? Is it gnarly? All the other chicks
are looking, why not you, #1? She gets bonus points for the fine
fingernails. I like a chick that respects her hands. I don't want to
direct just *any* fist thrust in to my pants. Painted nails = class.
Call it OCD but the tag sticking out of her red undies (never much
liked red undies, btw) is killing me. I hate the tag.
#2 is the strongest contestant, by a landslide. Hot face, knows how to
deliver the look - certainly not a novice. Fantastic. Also, take
another peek at that ass. See the beautiful little triangle above her
cheeks created by her taut, youthful buttocks? That, Paul, is some
quality booty. The fact that I'm appalled by her necklace might make
me gay, but, you know, it's a really stupid necklace.
#3, #4, #5, #6 - Meh. #2 was the exception. #3-#6 are typical. Nothing special.
#3 specifically looks a bit like every annoying chick I've ever known.
But you can't be too dismissive of her because she rolls with #2. It
is all about #2. I bet #2 has a huge, dim boyfriend who lifts weights
daily, enjoys "Everybody loves Raymond" and mouth breathes.
#5 is a chick you do in a drunken pinch. She is not ugly or anything
though. Not at all. She's just no #2. And hopefully #2 never finds out
about your drunken escapades with #5 or it could ruin your chances of
some #2 down the road, unless #5 says you were wicked and hung like a
moose - that *could* be a positive..
#6 has so much SPIRIT I'd be tempted to kick her out of my house,
except it's a party and she brought #2 so I guess she can stay. You
know she is a fucking annoying drunk though. I suspect her
cockblocking is legendary as well.
[Ed. Note: I bet the first one is the cutest She's probably from Michigan and doesn't want to be recognized.Also, she's the only one brave enough to show her whole ass. This is why brunettes beat blondes like rock beats scissors]
On a positive note, I got a present in my email today, something everyone must have been waiting for: a JM post about these Ohio State girls showing their asses. I don't know when this is from, but it is somewhat amusing.
OSU girls
by Joe Mama (Victor's Board--date unknown)
It is all about #2.
At the end of the day, I'd nail 'em all. Not because I find them all
attractive, just that I'd take great pride in sticking it to OSU in
any way as often as possible. There would be no lovemaking on that
day. Only horrible, horrible violations. There would be much, much
shame for them and much rejoicing for me.
As for the specifics:
#1 - Yes, the mystery has appeal. The body is tanned and the bottom is
reasonable. A good start, however I do have some level of concern
relative to her face. Why hide it? Is it gnarly? All the other chicks
are looking, why not you, #1? She gets bonus points for the fine
fingernails. I like a chick that respects her hands. I don't want to
direct just *any* fist thrust in to my pants. Painted nails = class.
Call it OCD but the tag sticking out of her red undies (never much
liked red undies, btw) is killing me. I hate the tag.
#2 is the strongest contestant, by a landslide. Hot face, knows how to
deliver the look - certainly not a novice. Fantastic. Also, take
another peek at that ass. See the beautiful little triangle above her
cheeks created by her taut, youthful buttocks? That, Paul, is some
quality booty. The fact that I'm appalled by her necklace might make
me gay, but, you know, it's a really stupid necklace.
#3, #4, #5, #6 - Meh. #2 was the exception. #3-#6 are typical. Nothing special.
#3 specifically looks a bit like every annoying chick I've ever known.
But you can't be too dismissive of her because she rolls with #2. It
is all about #2. I bet #2 has a huge, dim boyfriend who lifts weights
daily, enjoys "Everybody loves Raymond" and mouth breathes.
#5 is a chick you do in a drunken pinch. She is not ugly or anything
though. Not at all. She's just no #2. And hopefully #2 never finds out
about your drunken escapades with #5 or it could ruin your chances of
some #2 down the road, unless #5 says you were wicked and hung like a
moose - that *could* be a positive..
#6 has so much SPIRIT I'd be tempted to kick her out of my house,
except it's a party and she brought #2 so I guess she can stay. You
know she is a fucking annoying drunk though. I suspect her
cockblocking is legendary as well.
[Ed. Note: I bet the first one is the cutest She's probably from Michigan and doesn't want to be recognized.Also, she's the only one brave enough to show her whole ass. This is why brunettes beat blondes like rock beats scissors]
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