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This game cost me my first real spanking...
Posted on March 9, 2005 at 04:48:57 PM by Joe Mama
[picture of Connect Four]
My middle sister and I used to be very, very competitive. It was nhealthy. Anyhow, we had classic matches of Connect Four that often ended with tears. One day, we were in the living room and my dad was in the kitchen cooking dinner. My sister (Rachel) caught me by surprise and beat me (I thought I had her lined up but being 4 years younger I was too dumb to really be strategic) and I yelled (really loud) "You f*cking c*nt!" and my dad ran a sub-4.4 into the living room with a look in his eyes that made me come thisclose to pissing my pants. That was the first real, real spanking I ever got. I was probably 8 at the time.
To highlight how bad my relationship with Rachel was, we had something
called the "Coke Deal" (hope I've never mentioned this before) where we basically extorted each other. Actually, being 8 to her 12, she just extorted me. We (she) got the name from a plot on the soap "Another World" where there was a coke deal as part of the plot. The coke deal was basically all of the bad shit you did. Rachel caught me and a buddy smoking in the bushes. She'd look at me and say "I'm adding that to the coke deal!" and what that meant was that she wouldn't tell dad, as long as I did what she wanted or didn't piss her off.
I was young and dumb(er) so whenever I caught her doing something bad (practically never) I'd tell her it's on the coke deal, but I'd forget what she did within a few days. She was a smart bitch though, and made
a running list of my bad deeds.
One day, a few months after the inception of the coke deal, we had it out in the back of my dad's Olds Cutlass Supreme and he demanded to know what this "coke deal" was as he'd heard us mention it during our fight. My sister proceeded to tell him, item by item, every thing I had done that he didn't know about (probably 20 spankable offenses) and when it was my turn, I'd forgotten everything she'd done and it was basically the worst day ever.
We laugh about it now, but at the time...whoa.
Posted on March 9, 2005 at 04:48:57 PM by Joe Mama
[picture of Connect Four]
My middle sister and I used to be very, very competitive. It was nhealthy. Anyhow, we had classic matches of Connect Four that often ended with tears. One day, we were in the living room and my dad was in the kitchen cooking dinner. My sister (Rachel) caught me by surprise and beat me (I thought I had her lined up but being 4 years younger I was too dumb to really be strategic) and I yelled (really loud) "You f*cking c*nt!" and my dad ran a sub-4.4 into the living room with a look in his eyes that made me come thisclose to pissing my pants. That was the first real, real spanking I ever got. I was probably 8 at the time.
To highlight how bad my relationship with Rachel was, we had something
called the "Coke Deal" (hope I've never mentioned this before) where we basically extorted each other. Actually, being 8 to her 12, she just extorted me. We (she) got the name from a plot on the soap "Another World" where there was a coke deal as part of the plot. The coke deal was basically all of the bad shit you did. Rachel caught me and a buddy smoking in the bushes. She'd look at me and say "I'm adding that to the coke deal!" and what that meant was that she wouldn't tell dad, as long as I did what she wanted or didn't piss her off.
I was young and dumb(er) so whenever I caught her doing something bad (practically never) I'd tell her it's on the coke deal, but I'd forget what she did within a few days. She was a smart bitch though, and made
a running list of my bad deeds.
One day, a few months after the inception of the coke deal, we had it out in the back of my dad's Olds Cutlass Supreme and he demanded to know what this "coke deal" was as he'd heard us mention it during our fight. My sister proceeded to tell him, item by item, every thing I had done that he didn't know about (probably 20 spankable offenses) and when it was my turn, I'd forgotten everything she'd done and it was basically the worst day ever.
We laugh about it now, but at the time...whoa.
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