This gets the Graphic Warning.
Actually, he's pretty polite about it. How else can you tell it??
Though below Joe says there is "no apparent reason" for this post, there actually is. One of the regular posters on the Victors board is a music professor at Kansas State. Being the academic, he occasionally just tosses out an inquiry based on the language used on the board. The topic was the proper slang term for female ejaculate (which, of course, started a bunch of responses from a few who had no idea this was possible, being re-directed to porn sites, etc.) Joe chimed in with this:
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Gross, stupid story (for no apparent reason)
Posted on February 16, 2005 at 03:33:57 PM by Joe Mama
You got me thinking about hot, wet honeys.
When I was a younger, skidlier puke, maybe 14 or so, I was kicking it at Royal York subway station, a favorite haunt back in the day.
Some chick I kinda-sorta almost knew was walking by with about a few people and she asked if I wanted to tag along - they were going to one of her friends places to drink beer or whatever.
I went along - I didn't know any of them (2 or 3 guys, 2 or 3 girls)and just figured What the F. We get to this girls apartment and she lives in a shitty 2 bedroom with her folks - I recall her dad was way huge and wearing a wifebeater.
We are watching a flick, or maybe just the TV, but the lights were dimmed and the chick who's crib it is sits down beside me. She's touching my leg. We start making out. There are maybe 4 or 5 other ppl in the room. I have no clue who any of them are – even the chick I am playing tonsil hockey with.
She tells me we should go to the bedroom. I'm down. We go in, she closes the door, shuts the lights and we get comfy on the bed.
Now, I'm gonna get graphic here, so hang on. Her box was soaking. It was like nothing I've ever experienced, even to this day. We were kissing, maybe I was grabbing some titties - nothing big. I'm a 14 y/o without a clue. She's maybe 16 or something. I put my hand down her pants and am slightly horrified - did she pee? I dunno, but she's moaning and rubbing my junk, so I'm not asking any questions that might spoil the mood. Either way, this is ridiculous – chick *must* have had an accident or something. So, I finally get my hand right down to that furburger and it vanishes - her snatch has enveloped my entire hand. I'm basically fisting this chick. WTF? I'm kinda scared now, but she's still going yanky on my wanky so I press on (I'm a
fucking soldier like that, you dig?). I'm talking one finger, two fingers, three fingers, four fingers, gone.
She tells me to stick it in, or something equally as sexy, and I do, but I'm worried. I'm comfortable with my manhood, but I practically lost an arm in there, so WTF is my (relatively) small unit going to do?
Well, once I got in there, she went ape shit. I can't explain it. Anyhow, she's making a ton of noise and her stupid friends (nice friends, btw - they bring a street kid over and then let him fuck you after 20 minutes of small talk) are in the next room and her fucking dad is somewhere in the apartment. I'm kinda scared, but I press on (did I mention I'm a fucking soldier like that?). Being 14 and all, I finish in about two minutes, but keep pumping out of fear. Finally, it's over.
I walk out of her bedroom (stinking like sex), right past her friends, go to the door, get on my boots and jacket, waive goodbye and split.
I've never seen any of them again. Don't know their names. Wouldn't know them if they worked in the office beside me. No clue who these ppl were. That was one of my first pussy experiences. I think I know why some guys turn gay – not many 14 year olds could handle a vagina like that. It was a monster.
I miss those days of random intercourse and adventure.
Though below Joe says there is "no apparent reason" for this post, there actually is. One of the regular posters on the Victors board is a music professor at Kansas State. Being the academic, he occasionally just tosses out an inquiry based on the language used on the board. The topic was the proper slang term for female ejaculate (which, of course, started a bunch of responses from a few who had no idea this was possible, being re-directed to porn sites, etc.) Joe chimed in with this:
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Gross, stupid story (for no apparent reason)
Posted on February 16, 2005 at 03:33:57 PM by Joe Mama
You got me thinking about hot, wet honeys.
When I was a younger, skidlier puke, maybe 14 or so, I was kicking it at Royal York subway station, a favorite haunt back in the day.
Some chick I kinda-sorta almost knew was walking by with about a few people and she asked if I wanted to tag along - they were going to one of her friends places to drink beer or whatever.
I went along - I didn't know any of them (2 or 3 guys, 2 or 3 girls)and just figured What the F. We get to this girls apartment and she lives in a shitty 2 bedroom with her folks - I recall her dad was way huge and wearing a wifebeater.
We are watching a flick, or maybe just the TV, but the lights were dimmed and the chick who's crib it is sits down beside me. She's touching my leg. We start making out. There are maybe 4 or 5 other ppl in the room. I have no clue who any of them are – even the chick I am playing tonsil hockey with.
She tells me we should go to the bedroom. I'm down. We go in, she closes the door, shuts the lights and we get comfy on the bed.
Now, I'm gonna get graphic here, so hang on. Her box was soaking. It was like nothing I've ever experienced, even to this day. We were kissing, maybe I was grabbing some titties - nothing big. I'm a 14 y/o without a clue. She's maybe 16 or something. I put my hand down her pants and am slightly horrified - did she pee? I dunno, but she's moaning and rubbing my junk, so I'm not asking any questions that might spoil the mood. Either way, this is ridiculous – chick *must* have had an accident or something. So, I finally get my hand right down to that furburger and it vanishes - her snatch has enveloped my entire hand. I'm basically fisting this chick. WTF? I'm kinda scared now, but she's still going yanky on my wanky so I press on (I'm a
fucking soldier like that, you dig?). I'm talking one finger, two fingers, three fingers, four fingers, gone.
She tells me to stick it in, or something equally as sexy, and I do, but I'm worried. I'm comfortable with my manhood, but I practically lost an arm in there, so WTF is my (relatively) small unit going to do?
Well, once I got in there, she went ape shit. I can't explain it. Anyhow, she's making a ton of noise and her stupid friends (nice friends, btw - they bring a street kid over and then let him fuck you after 20 minutes of small talk) are in the next room and her fucking dad is somewhere in the apartment. I'm kinda scared, but I press on (did I mention I'm a fucking soldier like that?). Being 14 and all, I finish in about two minutes, but keep pumping out of fear. Finally, it's over.
I walk out of her bedroom (stinking like sex), right past her friends, go to the door, get on my boots and jacket, waive goodbye and split.
I've never seen any of them again. Don't know their names. Wouldn't know them if they worked in the office beside me. No clue who these ppl were. That was one of my first pussy experiences. I think I know why some guys turn gay – not many 14 year olds could handle a vagina like that. It was a monster.
I miss those days of random intercourse and adventure.
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