Would Joe pay $100 for a cheesesteak? Yes, IF...
The question arose about how much people had ever paid for a steak. Someone, of course,slipped in a reference to the $5 milkshake line from Pulp Fiction.
Thus:
Joe - regarding the $5 milkshake
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 11:25:57 AM by Randy
On FoodTV I saw a restaurant in Philadelphia tha thas a $100 cheesesteak. I'm considering flying there to try it. Problem is then it's like a $500 cheesesteak and that's just not worth it.
Crazy.
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 12:19:37 PM by Joe Mama
If I'm paying a hundred bucks for a fucking sandwich, it better be
hand-fed to me by naked lesbian waitresses.
Just to be clear: Are you saying that I can get a sandwich fed to me by naked lesbian waitresses for $100 as part of my vacation package?*
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 12:48:40 PM by Counter
Oh I can absolutely accommodate requests like that.
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 12:54:11 PM by Joe Mama
But I laugh at veggies and vegans and assorted hippy diet shit so don't go giving me dietary restrictions or anything. And if you got IBS, I'm the last guy you want to hang with. I don't tolerate anything less than a cast-iron tummy.
Thus:
Joe - regarding the $5 milkshake
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 11:25:57 AM by Randy
On FoodTV I saw a restaurant in Philadelphia tha thas a $100 cheesesteak. I'm considering flying there to try it. Problem is then it's like a $500 cheesesteak and that's just not worth it.
Crazy.
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 12:19:37 PM by Joe Mama
If I'm paying a hundred bucks for a fucking sandwich, it better be
hand-fed to me by naked lesbian waitresses.
Just to be clear: Are you saying that I can get a sandwich fed to me by naked lesbian waitresses for $100 as part of my vacation package?*
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 12:48:40 PM by Counter
Oh I can absolutely accommodate requests like that.
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 12:54:11 PM by Joe Mama
But I laugh at veggies and vegans and assorted hippy diet shit so don't go giving me dietary restrictions or anything. And if you got IBS, I'm the last guy you want to hang with. I don't tolerate anything less than a cast-iron tummy.


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