You can't fake this.

I woke up to a pissed off woman.

Posted on February 10, 2005 at 11:23:55 AM by Joe Mama

She had "the dream" where I'm having an affair - in this version, she
actually left me. My first question this morning, upon learning what I
had done in her dream, was something to the effect of "Was she hot?".
That resulted in her trying to punch me, which really gets me laughing
because, c'mon, as hundreds of wrestling sessions have proven she
can't touch this. It's like getting attacked by Don Knotts. You can't
help but laugh as she flails about.

This morning, she told me how vivid it was - how in her dream she took
the cats and shit. I'm glad that, even on a subconscious level, I'm
not getting stuck with the two fucking cats.

I swear - I've never lived with a woman who didn't dream about me
cheating on them - and they all get pissed off for about a day or so.
And yes, I know what is driving this.

Whatever, though. WTF you gonna do? Nothing.