Can our hero survive this crisis of... um...sex questions?
Well, I ventured into the land of middle-aged sex
Posted on October 26, 2005 at 07:22:36 AM by Zman
without the bacon soaked musings of Joe Mama. I went with the ploy that although I had the full menu.. I did not want to order.... I just wanted her to serve up whatever she liked. She's in control.... I ended up getting a little bit of everything (Nothing crazy now..., no Dirty Sanchez's, no Salad tossing, and sorry Joe... no anal) and it was all good... followed it up with some quality cuddle time.
I would still like to know what Joe Mama would have suggested cuz he is my hero and by far my favorite poster. In fact, I told my wife that I would be posting this query for Joe Mama.. and she was equally interested in what his response might be. Joe, what say you?
* The board has been putting a lot of pressure on Joe lately.* - By steve October 26, 2005 at 07:30:08 AM
And I'm wilting.
Posted on October 26, 2005 at 07:37:54 AM by Joe Mama
I feel like the board has turned in to the sexy ladies featured in Hustler's "Barely 18 volume #3 - Bald, Ripe and ready for Pipe" and I can't get it up and these barely legal honeys are all "Give it to me now!" and I'm standing here flacid, looking up at the sky screaming "Why G-d? WHY!?!?"
I’m wilting here Steve.
+ For god's sake, will some Victard please post a picture of Lucy Pinder for this guy? ** - By ianumich October 26, 2005 at 07:42:17 AM
o Not to mention the blog world. I am afraid he may crack* - By chili October 26, 2005 at 07:31:50 AM
+ We are monitoring the situation.* - By INS Officials October 26, 2005 at 07:33:28 AM
Posted on October 26, 2005 at 07:22:36 AM by Zman
without the bacon soaked musings of Joe Mama. I went with the ploy that although I had the full menu.. I did not want to order.... I just wanted her to serve up whatever she liked. She's in control.... I ended up getting a little bit of everything (Nothing crazy now..., no Dirty Sanchez's, no Salad tossing, and sorry Joe... no anal) and it was all good... followed it up with some quality cuddle time.
I would still like to know what Joe Mama would have suggested cuz he is my hero and by far my favorite poster. In fact, I told my wife that I would be posting this query for Joe Mama.. and she was equally interested in what his response might be. Joe, what say you?
* The board has been putting a lot of pressure on Joe lately.* - By steve October 26, 2005 at 07:30:08 AM
And I'm wilting.
Posted on October 26, 2005 at 07:37:54 AM by Joe Mama
I feel like the board has turned in to the sexy ladies featured in Hustler's "Barely 18 volume #3 - Bald, Ripe and ready for Pipe" and I can't get it up and these barely legal honeys are all "Give it to me now!" and I'm standing here flacid, looking up at the sky screaming "Why G-d? WHY!?!?"
I’m wilting here Steve.
+ For god's sake, will some Victard please post a picture of Lucy Pinder for this guy? ** - By ianumich October 26, 2005 at 07:42:17 AM
o Not to mention the blog world. I am afraid he may crack* - By chili October 26, 2005 at 07:31:50 AM
+ We are monitoring the situation.* - By INS Officials October 26, 2005 at 07:33:28 AM
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