Counter gets to meet Tera Patrick
JM or other porn afficionadoes:
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:15:07 PM by C
I have just been invited to a dinner of about 10 people, one of whom will be Tera Patrick. I am precluded from gazing upon her due to internet restrictions. Please advise if I should go.
Ohmyfuckingsweetjebusholymolygreatmotherofg-d!
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:19:49 PM by Joe Mama
Dude, Tara motherfucking Patrick? For all the squares, google that name STAT.
I'd kill you for a seat at that table C. No offense or anything.
She's freaky - she was (is?) dating a huge scary guy from the band Biohazard. Her thing is getting choked. She loves to be chocked out of consciousness while getting nailed. not my bag, but if she asked, I'd choke that bitch.
OMG. If you don't go I will hunt you down and kill you.
For real. She's a FOX and while I'm drunk right now (just got back from company paid 3 hour lunch) I still mean it - I'll kill you if you don't go. Put in a good word for me. Get pictures. Great tits. Outstanding face.
OHMYGOD! What the shit?
So that's a yes?
IP: 199.103.143.97
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:24:38 PM by C
She's in town to open a new "Penthouse Boutique" and somehow, not sure how, one of my friends knows one of the owners of the place and they are all going out after for dinner and drinks and stuff. He says he can get me to the table.
That choking stuff is weird. I would much prefer if she had graet tan lines.
I will go and report tomorrow.
Agree - the choking stuff is so retarded I almost want to choke her.
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:32:34 PM by Joe Mama
But go, and I'm excited about your report - I already emailed Mrs. Mama to tell her and she wrote back:
"The choking chick? She's hot. He should go" to which I was all "Um, doy".
I am totally 100% green right now.
I am going to venture that Mrs. Mama is the sole...
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:35:38 PM by C
Victard spouse who would have any idea who Tera Patrick is. Knowing about the choking thing is awesome.
Our Hustler channel has...
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:39:34 PM by Joe Mama
stupid little spotlights on porn stars in between movies. TP was one of those stars. I'd read before (in a normal mag like Maxim or something) about her love of losing consciousness and Mrs. Mama and I saw this stupid 2 minute interview where she was going on and on about how much she loved it - but most cats are scared and don't choke her proper. Mrs. M and I were like W.T.F.? I tired to talk Mrs. M in to letting me choke her, but no dice. She offered to choke me good, but I'm afraid I won't wake up so there you go.
For real - I'm jealous as hell of you right now.
Was wondering where you were today
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:22:39 PM by cp
and as soon as a Victard/porn star meet and greet op comes up, here you are. You're just like Superman.
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:15:07 PM by C
I have just been invited to a dinner of about 10 people, one of whom will be Tera Patrick. I am precluded from gazing upon her due to internet restrictions. Please advise if I should go.
Ohmyfuckingsweetjebusholymolygreatmotherofg-d!
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:19:49 PM by Joe Mama
Dude, Tara motherfucking Patrick? For all the squares, google that name STAT.
I'd kill you for a seat at that table C. No offense or anything.
She's freaky - she was (is?) dating a huge scary guy from the band Biohazard. Her thing is getting choked. She loves to be chocked out of consciousness while getting nailed. not my bag, but if she asked, I'd choke that bitch.
OMG. If you don't go I will hunt you down and kill you.
For real. She's a FOX and while I'm drunk right now (just got back from company paid 3 hour lunch) I still mean it - I'll kill you if you don't go. Put in a good word for me. Get pictures. Great tits. Outstanding face.
OHMYGOD! What the shit?
So that's a yes?
IP: 199.103.143.97
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:24:38 PM by C
She's in town to open a new "Penthouse Boutique" and somehow, not sure how, one of my friends knows one of the owners of the place and they are all going out after for dinner and drinks and stuff. He says he can get me to the table.
That choking stuff is weird. I would much prefer if she had graet tan lines.
I will go and report tomorrow.
Agree - the choking stuff is so retarded I almost want to choke her.
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:32:34 PM by Joe Mama
But go, and I'm excited about your report - I already emailed Mrs. Mama to tell her and she wrote back:
"The choking chick? She's hot. He should go" to which I was all "Um, doy".
I am totally 100% green right now.
I am going to venture that Mrs. Mama is the sole...
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:35:38 PM by C
Victard spouse who would have any idea who Tera Patrick is. Knowing about the choking thing is awesome.
Our Hustler channel has...
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:39:34 PM by Joe Mama
stupid little spotlights on porn stars in between movies. TP was one of those stars. I'd read before (in a normal mag like Maxim or something) about her love of losing consciousness and Mrs. Mama and I saw this stupid 2 minute interview where she was going on and on about how much she loved it - but most cats are scared and don't choke her proper. Mrs. M and I were like W.T.F.? I tired to talk Mrs. M in to letting me choke her, but no dice. She offered to choke me good, but I'm afraid I won't wake up so there you go.
For real - I'm jealous as hell of you right now.
Was wondering where you were today
Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:22:39 PM by cp
and as soon as a Victard/porn star meet and greet op comes up, here you are. You're just like Superman.
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