JM on Tan Lines

I had to put it in context.


Oops

Posted on October 26, 2005 at 02:09:54 PM by Paul

What I meant to say is that as fetishes go a thing for tan lines doesn't seem very odd, really.



I think it's weird.

Posted on October 26, 2005 at 02:25:51 PM by Joe Mama

I mean it is weird for people who are like "She's OK, but she needs stronger tan lines". That just strikes me as weird.

Also, I personally don't dig taking a bra off and having two glow in the dark spheres jump out at me. It just seems strange to me. I think tanned bodies are sexy as hell, but when that beautiful golden tone suddenly morphs into Casper tits, I just don't dig it.

I will agree that it's not odd like a fish fetish or something, but I personally would rather have all tan, no lines. Of course, in the summer, my ass glows in the dark ralative to the rest of me, but I'm a guy, so I'm comfy with that double standard. If a chick really wanted me to toast my buns I'd have no objection to stepping into the microwave tanning bed for her visual pleasure.

o Agree.* - By Troy McClure October 26, 2005 at 02:42:15 PM

o Ditto--I prefer a monochromatic body.* - By jjwalker October 26, 2005 at 02:27:08 PM

Thank you for summing up in 5 words...

Posted on October 26, 2005 at 02:28:22 PM by Joe Mama

what takes me 3 paragraphs of rambling. Fuck.

# Brevity is the soul of wit.* - By David Foster Wallace October 26, 2005 at 02:44:58 PM

* Don't steal my lines. * - By Polonius October 26, 2005 at 02:47:58 PM