JM on installing a stripper pole

This comes from a thread started by danny (za?) about advice on
installing a stripper pole in home or office... It just goes to show that you never know what conversational opportunity you are going to get on the Victors board.

Carmen Electra's Stripaerobics (sp?)

Posted on December 5, 2005 at 02:28:44 PM by Joe Mama

Mrs. Mama loves doing workout videos and she bought these a while back
and thinks they are good workouts (I dunno about any of that stuff)
and has shown me her moves - she's gotten quite good at the required
stripper moves and stuff. She had never done any dancing of that
nature before but now she'll bust insane grinds outta nowhere and I'm
all "OMG! That was wicked! Do it again only slower and more naked!".

We went to a nudie bar on Friday and it was good because they'd
renovated the place and she was very comfortable so I was thrilled and
she was able to critique all the moves now that she thinks she is a
stripping pro and I acted like I was hearing her.

After the nudie bar, we made our way to "Seductions" where we bought a
*fantastic* camo outfit that has hot, flaring pants (tight in the
thigh and then all "BOOM goes the dynamite!" at the calf/ankle) with
no crotch or bum but it does come with a matching camo bikini top (who
cares) and camo undies with a clip on the side so you can take'em off
while keeping the crotchless pants portion on. Freaking genius
clothing design. Genius. Add the stripper shoes and a wig and you're
basically cheating on your wife.