Tuesday, March 07, 2006

I am Totally Psyched!

So last night, Jack read me some posts from the Victors Board in which jjwalker suggested that JM write his life story and sell it. He even suggested that the guys on the board invest in it. My question to him was, "Where is Joe's response?"

I just got the following in an email from Jack:

Paging jjwalker:

Posted on March 7, 2006 at 10:49:58 AM by Joe Mama

It's on. Working title is "A Penny for your thoughts, a fiddy for your
mouth", but I'm not married to it or anything. I'll try to work on it
a bit each night.

Some tentative chapter titles include (totally OTTOMH):

Patent leather doesn't hurt enough

Good Will Bins: A great place to shop and to sleep

Enough cocaine and a ten-speed can negate a late start on a summer
school morning

1 dick:multiple chicks – the mother of all ratios

Your parents have a beautiful house!

If the Big Mac is still wrapped, who cares if it came from a dumpster?

Corporate AMEX: Maker of dreams

It'll take some time. Sure, if you want to send me, say, 40 grand
(USD) I'll take six months off and giv'er, but until that cheque
clears, I'll just try to do a bit each night. I suppose it should be
chronological, which is gonna be tough, but I'll try. I guess I start
by just having a total brain dump – names, places, orifices, etc, and
then try to make sense of it all.

I'm stoked!
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Have I told you before that we love Joe Mama? I am looking forward to the day when we can all say "we knew him when..."

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