In real life, he's Super JM

This started from a fairly risqué pic of Paris Hilton that was posted
(is that redundant?):

What?

Posted on February 16, 2006 at 03:00:02 PM by Joe Mama

And you were riffing on Tommy Lee? Any idea what kind of mutant
wastoid cock Paris has had digging around her guts? Like that stupid
like dipshit from Sum-41 (or is it Blink 182? Same shit.)

I'm shocked you'd hit that before Pam, unless you are letting the hep
steer your weenie. Can't blame you if that's the case.

I'd hit 'em both and brag about it here, fwiw.


There are no limits to your powers of description. (re: mwcPhhdahg)*

Posted on February 16, 2006 at 03:21:26 PM by steve

Would you consider it a "super power"?

Posted on February 16, 2006 at 03:23:12 PM by Joe Mama

You know, comic book hero worthy?


And how.*

Posted on February 16, 2006 at 03:30:59 PM by steve


Wanna develop some comic book stories?

Posted on February 16, 2006 at 03:43:24 PM by Joe Mama

Like, I can take down OBL with my filthy words - shattering his
eardrums with my infidel descriptions of fornication and free society
monkey sex?

He's helpless in a cave somewhere and I'm sweating and exhausted
'cause I'm working him so hard with the "then your mom was wearing her
knees like earrings while getting her guts probed with my infidel man
love, you terrorist scum!" and he could be all "Noooo! Infidel! Lies!"
and I'm all "And that hot chick in LA who wants to be a singer but
she's related to you so nobody likes her? Yeah - I gave that broad the
Angry Pirate like nobody's business. Blumpkin too, Osama. You know the
blumpkin? I'm sure you do. True, she's blind in one eye now, but
that's how we roll in Freedomville, USA, bitch! Where is that Al
Zarqawi fucker? I hear he gives a hell of a rusty trombone and I've
been working this batch of baby batter for a week and I'm a make him
my bitch" and he's all "Arrrrgggg!" and with each ridiculous
description there can be a panel like "Blow!" and "Zort!" with that
standard forceful explosion look around the letter like I'm battering
him with infidel blows of sexy, descriptive freedom. I can even have a
catch phrase like "I fucked his psyche right in the ballon knot...for
FREEDOM!"

Can you draw? If so, make me super buff. If I look even remotely like
Tom Green, you're fired.