One more just to help take the edge off...
Who here has ever hired an escort?
Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:01:59 PM by f
No, I am not considering this but the subject surfaced the other day,
so I toss it out there in the sea of questions.
I have a friend, named Moe Jama, who has some familiarity with such services.
Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:24:45 PM by Joe Mama
He *strongly* recommends you really embrace the concept of "getting
what you pay for". There is no sense at all in bargain hunting. You do
not want the Wal-Mart of escorts. In fact, this is where you want to
push it off another week in order to bank that extra two hundred. It
is worth it.
Banging a fox with no strings attached (except the bill, of course) is
a beautiful thing. Conversely, having something pug-ugly knock on your
door is one of the most disappointing moments you and your penis will
ever share.
Quality, not quantity. You aren't going to do this often, right? Make
it count. Sure, you could buy a dozen Dodge Neons. So what? Any
asshole can buy a Neon. And why do you want a dozen of them? Isn't
driving one around kinda embarassing enough? Wouldn't you rather have
a Ferrari?
Some things to know and/or consider:
1.Kissing is often verboten but if you're cute they'll bend the rules.
But do you really wanna kiss her? Probably not.
2.Have multiple condoms on hand.
3.Try to schedule it for earlier rather than later. Do you want to be
the first customer or the seventh? Exactly.
4.Taking her out, like for dinner or something, is dumb as shit. I
hope you're just renting the time you need to do what you gotta do. If
you need her for a social function, it's gonna cost you huge because
you're going to be paying not only for the time, but you'll have to
upgrade to a rental that is functionally effective with her mouth, in
the other way.
5.Avoid "In calls". You never know what their place is gonna look
like. Do it on your turf. More comfy. Out calls – that's the ticket.
6.Why waste money on chit-chat? No more than two hours from the time
she knocks on the door to the time you're watching her wait for the
elevator through the peephole in the front door.
7.Some of them will have a car waiting outside – do not piss off the driver.
8.Avoid paying with change.
9.Do not ask for a receipt.
Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:01:59 PM by f
No, I am not considering this but the subject surfaced the other day,
so I toss it out there in the sea of questions.
I have a friend, named Moe Jama, who has some familiarity with such services.
Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:24:45 PM by Joe Mama
He *strongly* recommends you really embrace the concept of "getting
what you pay for". There is no sense at all in bargain hunting. You do
not want the Wal-Mart of escorts. In fact, this is where you want to
push it off another week in order to bank that extra two hundred. It
is worth it.
Banging a fox with no strings attached (except the bill, of course) is
a beautiful thing. Conversely, having something pug-ugly knock on your
door is one of the most disappointing moments you and your penis will
ever share.
Quality, not quantity. You aren't going to do this often, right? Make
it count. Sure, you could buy a dozen Dodge Neons. So what? Any
asshole can buy a Neon. And why do you want a dozen of them? Isn't
driving one around kinda embarassing enough? Wouldn't you rather have
a Ferrari?
Some things to know and/or consider:
1.Kissing is often verboten but if you're cute they'll bend the rules.
But do you really wanna kiss her? Probably not.
2.Have multiple condoms on hand.
3.Try to schedule it for earlier rather than later. Do you want to be
the first customer or the seventh? Exactly.
4.Taking her out, like for dinner or something, is dumb as shit. I
hope you're just renting the time you need to do what you gotta do. If
you need her for a social function, it's gonna cost you huge because
you're going to be paying not only for the time, but you'll have to
upgrade to a rental that is functionally effective with her mouth, in
the other way.
5.Avoid "In calls". You never know what their place is gonna look
like. Do it on your turf. More comfy. Out calls – that's the ticket.
6.Why waste money on chit-chat? No more than two hours from the time
she knocks on the door to the time you're watching her wait for the
elevator through the peephole in the front door.
7.Some of them will have a car waiting outside – do not piss off the driver.
8.Avoid paying with change.
9.Do not ask for a receipt.
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