The Argument

over a digital pic on a message board, no less...

Blonde or brunette?
Posted on May 4, 2006 at 11:31:43 AM by Joe Mama

Blonde all the way.

(Pacino voice)*Great* ass!

This board fucking rules!

Decisions decisions......ooo Payday!
Posted on May 4, 2006 at 11:53:26 AM by Alpo

Looks like a steel cage death match to see who gets to take home the blonde.

I'll bet that ass tastes like vanilla ice cream.

I'm quite fond of vanilla.
Posted on May 4, 2006 at 12:06:44 PM by Joe Mama

That and chocolate are the only flavors I'll eat, although in keeping
with my not eating sweets stance, they are a once every other year
kinda thing. If that.

And for a slice of that, I'd gut you like a fish, fyi. Just take the
brunette with the perfect stomach and live to insult a coworker
another day.

Joe, I know you're from the street and all
Posted on May 4, 2006 at 12:21:33 PM by Alpo

And I appreciate the tough talk, but honestly, you don't want to get
between a dog and his meat you dig? Where Shumway is Coco the Kitten,
I'm Tony the Tiger. And it when it comes to blondes, I think
theeeeeeey'rrrre great.

I figure I could probably distract you with an eighth of premium
southern B.C. bud and you'd forget all about old Asso de Perfecto.

No deal!
Posted on May 4, 2006 at 12:33:11 PM by Joe Mama

Ass trumps weed. Always has, always will.

Let me clarify: Strange ass trumps, not the ass I've been seeing for 6
years. Much like a bong, I can hit that shit whenever I please. But
*strange* ass is now uni-fucking-corn rare and I can honestly say that
I'm jonesing for strange. 2 years was the record for me. Even then,
the last 6 months were hell. I needed new ass. But now...shit man, I'm
on 6 years with the same slice. I've got one eye that's kinda
developed a tick - a strange ass tick. I'm a time bomb here. You do
not want to get between me and strange right now. Nobody does. Fuck
Bruce Lee, fuck Jeetkundo - I'm crafting some Asskunedo styles in my
living room with the lights out at 3:00 in the morning. I am one with
the tao of strange booty and I will destroy you like so much
destroyable material.

You're the guy who didn't tap chicks because you were afraid to get
hurt, right? Right. Well I'm the guy who equated new pussy with oxygen
his whole life and now I've gone 6 fucking years without a breath and
I swear to god I will crush you and everyone around for a slice of
that stange, beautiful tang.

I'm tapping out. I'll settle for the brunette.*
Posted on May 4, 2006 at 12:35:25 PM by Alpo

Great.
Posted on May 4, 2006 at 12:38:26 PM by Joe Mama

Now all we need to do is find them, convince them, and it's on! I'll
leave those first two steps with you. Call me when it's on.