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Joe - regarding the $5 milkshake
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 11:25:57 AM by Randy

On FoodTV I saw a restaurant in Philadelphia tha thas a $100
cheesesteak. I'm considering flying there to try it. Problem is then
it's like a $500 cheesesteak and that's just not worth it

Crazy.
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 12:19:37 PM by Joe Mama

If I'm paying a hundred bucks for a fucking sandwich, it better be
hand-fed to me by naked lesbian waitresses.

Just to be clear: Are you saying that I can get a sandwich fed to me
by naked lesbian waitresses for $100 as part of my vacation package?*
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 12:48:40 PM by Counter

Oh I can absolutely accommodate requests like that.
Posted on September 30, 2005 at 12:54:11 PM by Joe Mama

But I laugh at veggies and vegans and assorted hippy diet shit so
don't go giving me dietary restrictions or anything. And if you got
IBS, I'm the last guy you want to hang with. I don't tolerate anything
less than a cast-iron tummy.