JM in Italy

Italian women have...
Posted on October 9, 2006 at 09:16:08 AM by Joe Mama

larger breasts and better legs than those in North America. I have now
admired literally thousands of them and I can say this with great
confidence and certainty. Sure, you get some fatties and flatties, but
there is simply no denying this rule. It is factual shit.

Also, black ppl on the army base hang at the bowling alley. That
struck me as weird. Bowling is so lame, after all. We walked through
and the whole place was black, which is cool and all, but surprising
because in Canada a black person wouldn't be caught dead in a bowling
alley.

Also, there is a Subway, Taco Bell and Popeye's chicken on base and my
observations indicate that the white navy ppl mostly eat at Subway,
the black navy ppl eat at Popeye's and tables with mixed racial
company head for the border. I'm no racist, but that's the dilly for
real.

Finally, there is nothing easier than spotting the tourist. Sore
thumbs in the worst way. We have no sense of fashion, but the Italians
- even when we go to shitty, poor markets, dress with such stlye that
my underpants weep (for the women) and I feel like a doofus when I see
the men. Even Mrs. Mama has made mention of the men, which she never
does back home. There are couples here so georgeous and well dressed
that I think most of my friends should just stop mating.

Oh, also, last thing - a painful admission - I love Justin Timberlake.
For real. Non-sexual and all, and I'd never buy an album, but I kinda
dig him.