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Okay, I admit to being a bit out of the loop. I know the Wolverines won a bunch of games.I know Steve had that awesome Rachel post. I know Paul continues to be great. So Steve and Paul are in. But who should I nominate for the other three spots and why? I'm taking nominations. GO.

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I've been writing this blog for a few years now, on and off. I started it out of a fascination with Joe Mama. I would never have known who Joe Mama was if not for Jack, who had been copying and pasting his posts ever since the one about the brothel in Germany (it was Germany, wasn't it?) And I'd been saving them, mostly because I saved all Jack's emails to me. Souvenirs of his thoughts. But I've

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I'm about to have an extra $50k lying around.Posted on September 27, 2005 at 09:14:15 AM by CMy first impulse is to conduct a scientific experiment involvingVegas, Strippers, Joe Mama, and three members of the Dallas CowboysCheerleaders.My second impulse is that I should probably invest it in something.I'm a fairly vanilla type of investor. Index funds, blue chips, etc.Can any of you financial

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When I was growing up, my dad watched football every weekend during football season. And since we only had one TV, this meant that I basically couldn't watch anything but football during the main times when I normally watched TV. And I did NOT like to watch football.I have some memories of important games. They don't involve what happened on screen, but seeing my dad and my brother jump up and

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The last year of the decade. And shumway better come back for this. I know where he works. And Steve, too. He's a weather guy. How many weather guys named STEVE can there be? You're toast, man, unless you come back to the board.This is more difficult than in years past because Jack never sends me posts anymore. Well, rarely. But I've heard a few things through the grapevine so here they are, the

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To Rabbit: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. Oh wait. That's alcohol... but still.My understanding is that studies that look at vitamin eating show no benefit.Posted on October 22, 2009 at 11:30:28 AM by RabbitI haven't done the study, but if you took 5,000 people who drank v8all day and matched them up with 5,000 who drank grape juice all day,then followed them forever, they

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Ever seen an Olive Garden commercial? You know, that Italian restaurant thingie? That latest one has these people telling the waitress they're in the mood for "something different." Immediately, I yelled at them (though I'm sure they couldn't hear me), "Why are you at the Olive Garden then? Hello!"I went on frowning at this commercial every time I saw it (which admittedly is not that often since

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It has recently come to my attention that one of the newer board members called one of the older board members "Haji." Here's where I draw the line.I lived in southeast Texas as a child. There was a lot of racism there. It was hard to miss. When I was six years old and playing on a playground, I saw a boy go to a teacher and tell her that another child had called him the n word. The teacher's

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In case he's ever in a Schiavo situation:I think you should be allowed to die in a case like this.Posted on March 21, 2005 at 02:12:05 PM by Joe MamaAnd since I have no will, I'd like to ask Danny to put the following in his files should I ever enter a permanent vegetative state:I, Joe Mama, kindly ask that some-fucking-body doses me up for a few weeks with the best damned recreational drugs that

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By Counter, the pre-eminent authority on relationships, both real and ex post facto:Here goes:Posted on December 20, 2007 at 09:46:21 AM by CounterI'm glad you asked! I'm an expert on relationships from dating tocourting to engagement to marriage to annoyance to hatred to briefreconciliation to divorce to ex-sex. Here's what you do:1. Ransack the house and find the gift she got you. Determine

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Last year after watching High Fidelity, I was inspired to name my personal top five posters on the Victors' board. On Friday the movie was mentioned on the board, and I felt like it might be time for this year's top five list. As I mentioned last year, while Jack likes posters based on (I really have no idea, but I think it's wit and wisdom), I pick mine based on how attractive they seem from a

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This song was originally sung by Patti LaBelle in 1975. It's been used all over the place because it contains the famous French question, "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi 9ce soir)?" (Do you want to sleep with me (tonight)?)I heard it as part of a sound track the other night and it caused a discussion, one of those rare ones in which Jack and I disagree. I think it's hot as fire. Jack --who prefers

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I just couldn't help myself. You get a feel for what's happening just by readng the subject lines. Will the incompetence in the UM AD office never end???_________________________________# Guys - Miles would have to pull a WWF style bad guy turn to bail out on LSU now - By y2wolv December 11, 2007 at 03:14:02 PM * Salt in the eyes* - By Mr. Saito December 11, 2007 at 03:16:33 PM * If Hulk

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when Michigan easily beat up on OSU, when Notre Dame could beat any miliary school teams, and when the Joe Mama posts were plentiful. Times being what they are, we have to take what we can get. Now this.JJ and Vixen were going to Europe. Amex screwed up their seatarrangement, so JJ had been trolling for ideas about how much to pay someone to switch with them...So I won't be paying anyone to

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Last night as I was making my way towards Ahley's in downtown A-squared, a man's voice said something in my direction. I ignored it, of course. But then it was repeated and I turned to see the infamous JM standing right there smoking a cigarette. Those Canadians. So polite that they leave the bar to smoke. Anyway, this was the beginning of a whole evening of hanging out with JM, Shumway, Damaniac

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I found this in my saved email today. A little stroll down memory lane. Dig how Joe waxes all romantic about Mrs. Mama at the bottom. Where is Shakespeare when you need him to chronicle this stuff?Stupid In-law quote of the day...Posted on April 1, 2004 at 12:17:30 PM by Joe MamaLast night, while eating the Linguini Chicken Tetrazini from East SideMario's one of my inherited family members

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Which 15 minutes of Jeter's life would you pick?Posted on June 13, 2007 at 08:43:48 AM by steve1. Supermodel sex2. Playing in a major league baseball gameBwahahahaha* Posted on June 13, 2007 at 08:50:09 AM by Joe MamaI almost added two disclaimers.Posted on June 13, 2007 at 08:51:00 AM by steve1. Joe Mama, no need to answer2. No 15 minute/duration jokesKicking myself.Well, 15 minutes is pretty

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...here is a new post.For those who don't know, steve is the board's resident atmospheric scientist and source of all scientific knowledge...There are an insane number of Waffle and/or Pancake Houses down here Posted on May 11, 2007 at 11:39:05 AM by DamaniacI'm very puzzled by the name "Mama Steve's" as well.Mama Steve's? This made me think...Posted on May 11, 2007 at 12:15:40 PM by

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Erp, meant to delete that last line.*Posted on December 14, 2006 at 05:21:00 PM by jjwalkerWow, you make notes of your posts! That's kind of impressive.*Posted on December 14, 2006 at 05:40:07 PM by jonNo it isn't. It's like writing out a script before you call the chickyou're crushing on.Posted on December 14, 2006 at 05:59:50 PM by Joe MamaNo wonder most of his posts are wick, he fucking plots

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if not me, something other than other women.Joe MamaPosted on November 2, 2006 at 03:52:22 PM by AlpoEvidently Chapters won't stock Mark Styen's book:(paste of aricle: link)Wow.Posted on November 2, 2006 at 05:15:58 PM by Joe MamaThat's pretty fucked up. Thanks for posting that. IIRC Reisman and her husband Gerald Schwartz were huge Liberal supporter. Ton of dough, obviously, ton of influence,

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Italian women have...Posted on October 9, 2006 at 09:16:08 AM by Joe Mamalarger breasts and better legs than those in North America. I have nowadmired literally thousands of them and I can say this with greatconfidence and certainty. Sure, you get some fatties and flatties, butthere is simply no denying this rule. It is factual shit.Also, black ppl on the army base hang at the bowling alley.

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an educated Maoist--or a Trotskyist. Wanna know where all the really hot college girls are? Hanging out with the lefties.If Chavez is such an enemy of the US, why did we let him in?Posted on September 21, 2006 at 03:05:16 PM by YosterizerIf he's really a big enemy of the US, then Bush should have his citizenship revoked for allowing him in the country.Face it, Chavez is a pimple on the ass of the

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I sometimes scout the board looking fr material. Maybe I have a weird sense of humor, but sometimes little things crack me up.Here's the random post of the day:# Wolverines on Wheaties: - By goc September 19, 2006 at 08:56:59 AM * Hey, don't forget about the Buckeyes... we'll be on the "Cheaties" box! - By Gene Smith September 19, 2006 at 09:07:14 AM_____________________________________I think

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over a digital pic on a message board, no less...Blonde or brunette?Posted on May 4, 2006 at 11:31:43 AM by Joe MamaBlonde all the way.(Pacino voice)*Great* ass!This board fucking rules!Decisions decisions......ooo Payday!Posted on May 4, 2006 at 11:53:26 AM by AlpoLooks like a steel cage death match to see who gets to take home the blonde.I'll bet that ass tastes like vanilla ice cream.I'm quite

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I guess I should have given Paul more consideration in the rankings. Here he tries to turn my head with this fantasy. I got really thrown off when Alpo appeared in the middle of it. Is he trying to say that he will have Alpo over to provide his services?A private message for Salome (others do not read)Posted on September 14, 2006 at 05:45:28 PM by Purina Baby, I know what you want. But more than

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Joe - regarding the $5 milkshakePosted on September 30, 2005 at 11:25:57 AM by RandyOn FoodTV I saw a restaurant in Philadelphia tha thas a $100cheesesteak. I'm considering flying there to try it. Problem is thenit's like a $500 cheesesteak and that's just not worth itCrazy.Posted on September 30, 2005 at 12:19:37 PM by Joe MamaIf I'm paying a hundred bucks for a fucking sandwich, it better

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Not so long ago, Jack and I bought the movie High Fidelity on DVD. If you've seen it, you will remember that John Cusack's character spends the whole movie making top five lists. Well, after watching it I decided that I would make a top five Victards list. Jack and I discussed our lists and they were pretty different. He picked the people who were funniest. I picked the ones who I thought had the

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Some of you may not be aware, but the U of Colorado has a HashBash-type event in April. This year, the administration decided tocordon off the field where it takes place and take pics of anyone whoshowed up to smoke. They then proceeded to post said pics on the weband offer $50 to anyone who ID'd someone there. Let the witchhuntcommence. JM, of course, had some feedback when someone suggested

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I could tell you more about the weekend. There are several things I would like to say, but I just feel like I shouldn't. What happens in Ann Arbor stays in Ann Arbor. Know what I mean?Things I should clarify though:Shumway is cuter than in his pics.JM is cuter than in his pics.Jack is cuter than in his pics.I think Jabarkas lifts. His arms were as big as my legs.Shumway ate my breakfast on Sunday

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OK, well... I had no idea that Scorekeepers was the hang out of so many undergrads and so many girls. JM was unbelievably polite and sweet when we were sitting at the bar. He obviously is very practiced at being charming and he's actually totally cute--the exact kind of guy I would pay attention to if Jack were out of the picture.If you hang around for a while though, it becomes clear that he is

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So last night Jack and I went out with Shumway and JM. I am still barely awake, but I will fill you in on all the details later. Right now, all I can say is ... whoa.

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To my slight surprise, I met JM a night early. I sort of knew this might happen. I figured Jack was conspiring to trick me because I had been so nervous. I think he was afraid I would end up not going on Saturday.So Jack and I had dinner with Hurryup and Mrs. Hurryup and then we headed over to the Old Town for drinks. It was rumored that various people might show up there, including Damaniac and

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Since I'm out of new things, I thought you might like a souvenir from last Septmember...I'm about to have an extra $50k lying around.Posted on September 27, 2005 at 09:14:15 AM by CMy first impulse is to conduct a scientific experiment involvingVegas, Strippers, Joe Mama, and three members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.My second impulse is that I should probably invest it in something.I'm a

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Jack keeps telling me that there is nothing to be nervous about. Jack is clearly not a girl. Every few hours, I tell him that I'm not sure if I can meet JM. he just looks at me with one eyebrow raised or shrugs or throws up his hands.It's a little like meeting a movie star. I might be the only woman on earth who would be too nervous to meet Brad Pitt and would end up staying home to wait for

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September 9th 2006. If everything goes as planned, it's a day that will live in infamy.JM is coming to town.I'm much more nervous than I was last year at this time. And because he's seen my picture, I can't even get anyone to go in my place. Damn my spontaneous, send button pushing fingers! Why can't I just hide in a corner of the bar and watch?I'll keep you posted.

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I have to say that the Victors Board is just not the same when Joe is away. Where is the riotous humor? Not to slight the other Victards. And there is some funny stuff happening over there. But JM just puts a different spin on everything.To JM. Here's another post.Someone is talking about how Canadians cross the border to the US for healthcare. But look over there! It's a bird, it's a plane,

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Who here has ever hired an escort?Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:01:59 PM by fNo, I am not considering this but the subject surfaced the other day,so I toss it out there in the sea of questions.I have a friend, named Moe Jama, who has some familiarity with such services.Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:24:45 PM by Joe MamaHe *strongly* recommends you really embrace the concept of "gettingwhat

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There hasn't been much JM activity on the board for a while. JM is on temporary leave. First he couldn't get through to the board, because well, everyone knows the board is porn, right? But now the board is apparently just.... bored.Well, for those who miss JM as much as I do, here is something to cheer you right up.Paul asks, JM answers. What could be more Victardly?Randyesque ethical

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Well, there are choices. I'm looking through my files right now. I think I have to post this, which came to me from Jack (You know that guy who defines the part of the political spectrum between Maoist and Liberal?)in an email with the subject line, "I'm cryin' here". Plus, it was posted on my birthday, which kind of makes it my birthday present.__________________________________________________

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So one of the guys went to a strip club. Now, he originally presented this as a 'out with the guys' thing (i.e.some guys from his office were going; he was dragged along; blah blah blah...) Problem is, he paid on ye olde credit card and one charge(for food and drink) showed up as something innocuous, but the othercharge (for the lap dance) has the name of the club attached. His wifepays all the

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Little setup on this one: J complimented JM(excuse me, Moe Jama) on his escort advice yesterday, but asked why ittakes two hours (and, thus, costs what it does) when 'most guys couldbe done in 20 minutes or a half hour'. JM promised to respond shortlybut he needed some time to elaborate and could do so in the HumanResources meeting he was currently being dragged into, rather thanactually pay

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This started from a fairly risqué pic of Paris Hilton that was posted(is that redundant?):What?Posted on February 16, 2006 at 03:00:02 PM by Joe MamaAnd you were riffing on Tommy Lee? Any idea what kind of mutantwastoid cock Paris has had digging around her guts? Like that stupidlike dipshit from Sum-41 (or is it Blink 182? Same shit.)I'm shocked you'd hit that before Pam, unless you are letting

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This started from a list of pastgirlfriends that someone started. COWolverine asked 'how many?' JMresponded:I think I've mentioned before that...Posted on February 17, 2006 at 03:11:46 PM by Joe MamaI made a list around the time I was graduating high school. The girl Iwas dating at the time (Melissa Golbeit (not sure if I spelled herlast name right but I'm close so that's kinda romantic of me))

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So last night, Jack read me some posts from the Victors Board in which jjwalker suggested that JM write his life story and sell it. He even suggested that the guys on the board invest in it. My question to him was, "Where is Joe's response?" I just got the following in an email from Jack:Paging jjwalker:Posted on March 7, 2006 at 10:49:58 AM by Joe MamaIt's on. Working title is "A Penny for your

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it's a little like finding money in the pocket of something you haven't worn for a while. :)

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Do I hzve a sense of humor? That is the question. Last night Jack said we needed to work on it.Of course, this had to do with JM.Here are the JM posts leading up to this. I'll tell you afterward why my sense of humor was questioned.JM had to undergo the procedure because he doesn't eat his 'rabbitfood'. So, we got the report... and more:It was fine.Posted on February 13, 2006 at 02:04:31 PM by

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Well, it's been almost a month, so I figured that some of the new stuff had enough age on it to be postable.So here you go.This is JM's response to some conservative propaganda about Canada. We've all heard those viscious rumors about how the Canadian health system may be free but it sucks because it takes forever to get an appointment. Guess what? We don't have national healthcare here in the

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To be honest, I have not been reading the board that often recently. Too busy doing other things. Also, I don't want to be a lurker. However, I did visit there today. And I found a couple of things. Here's one.My auto mechanic has a big sign with a quote from the Bible above the reception deskPosted on December 21, 2005 at 11:28:59 AM by ShumwaySomething to the effect of everyone that believes in

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This comes from a thread started by danny (za?) about advice oninstalling a stripper pole in home or office... It just goes to show that you never know what conversational opportunity you are going to get on the Victors board.Carmen Electra's Stripaerobics (sp?)Posted on December 5, 2005 at 02:28:44 PM by Joe MamaMrs. Mama loves doing workout videos and she bought these a while backand thinks

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This actually followed a "woman scorned" analogy thread where someone said "If the 3 inch spiked heel fits..."On feet...Posted on November 10, 2005 at 11:28:42 AM by Joe Mamanot that anyone asked, I just like posting stuff...Mrs. Mama is out of town on business for a bit, so I took advantage of a nice, free dinner courtesy of my dad. You know – father/son bonding type shit.We’re talking work, and

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A very important definition for readers of the board.Capt Renault.....Posted on October 26, 2005 at 08:02:31 AM by Hankwas the corrupt French, I repeat myself, chief of police in Casablanca. He had a very dry and world weary style. At one point to put pressure on Rick he announces that the cafe will be closed and that 'I am shocked there is gambling going on' at that point a waiter hands him his

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As I must have mentioned a long time ago, I have this huge stockpile of posts in my email box that were sent to me by Jack. I somehow save almost all the emails he sends me in their own little folder, although occasionally I throw one out (usually to my later chagrin--you never know what is going to come in handy).At any rate, today I was looking for more Joe Mama posts. Sadly I think I may be

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*Thoughts (with pic of girls)*Posted on October 6, 2005 at 11:41:53 AM by Joe MamaI knew that would make you look.I wear boxers - typically Calvin or Boss. You know the type. My sister bought me some underwear for my birthday earlier this year. I had no clue why. Then I found out that they are the same undies (not the same pair though) her boyfriend wore. OK. They are weird fabric - very futurama

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Well, I ventured into the land of middle-aged sexPosted on October 26, 2005 at 07:22:36 AM by Zmanwithout the bacon soaked musings of Joe Mama. I went with the ploy that although I had the full menu.. I did not want to order.... I just wanted her to serve up whatever she liked. She's in control.... I ended up getting a little bit of everything (Nothing crazy now..., no Dirty Sanchez's, no Salad

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JM or other porn afficionadoes:Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:15:07 PM by CI have just been invited to a dinner of about 10 people, one of whom will be Tera Patrick. I am precluded from gazing upon her due to internet restrictions. Please advise if I should go. Ohmyfuckingsweetjebusholymolygreatmotherofg-d!Posted on October 27, 2005 at 01:19:49 PM by Joe MamaDude, Tara motherfucking Patrick?

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So on Sunday morning, just as Jack adn I were discussing the bacon options, the ower went out. We could not cook anything. Of course, this is no reason to give up the rest of the celebration, but sadly, we did not have any bacon to go along. Maybe next weekend...

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I had to put it in context.OopsPosted on October 26, 2005 at 02:09:54 PM by PaulWhat I meant to say is that as fetishes go a thing for tan lines doesn't seem very odd, really. I think it's weird.Posted on October 26, 2005 at 02:25:51 PM by Joe MamaI mean it is weird for people who are like "She's OK, but she needs stronger tan lines". That just strikes me as weird.Also, I personally don't dig

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Friday is the beginning of the holiday weekend. Don't forget to buy bacon.

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Some of these threads totally crack me up. I didn't post the picture from below because you don't need it to appreciate the discussion and really, why penalize this woman. Boys (men?) are really, as Amanda says "a special kind of stupid." P.S. Isn't Alpo the one who has been waking up with his breath smelling like ...he's a really good husband?Buttaface, but an award winning rack (pic) - By Joe

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This started when Joe mentioned that Paul Celucci had been nominatedto be next ambassador from the US to Canada. This is a pure example of the asymmetry in the relationship.Posted on April 5, 2005 at 03:01:50 PM by steveNot one American in ten thousand could name the Canadian ambassador tothe US. I gather from your post that our ambassador to you becomes awell known figure, appearing on such fine

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This started when someone mentioned that TMoney (one of thesemi-regulars on the board) attends the University of Western Ontario:Seriously?!?Posted on March 17, 2005 at 11:05:59 AM by Joe MamaMy dad worked there for years - London, ON is a good town - U.W.O. isconsidered the Canadian USC - lots of money and hot chicks - very90210 of the great white north.I'm in Toronto, so it's only about 1.5

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National Wives Wear Bacon WeekendOK, I know it may take a while to catch on, but this is the weekend that you and your wife or significant other should take the opportunity to get down and dirty with some bacon. Now, maybe she doesn't really want to wear bacon. Choose something else. Choose chocolate if she prefers. Choose fruit. Drink champagne from her belly button. Share some bacon. Did you

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Happy Halloween. Here's a good post.Mrs. Mama is a goose chaser . . . .Posted 11:49:48 03/18/04 Thu by Joe MamaTwo goose stories:#1 - I realized I loved her when she dropped her laptop bag and sprinted into a pile of geese on the DuPont property. About 200 of the things there every year. I bet she couldn't catch one, and sure enough, she couldn't. But watching her doing some stupid girlie-style

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Since the topic of Tera Patrick is hot on the board right now, I thought I would post this.Gratuitious Briana Banks movie review...Posted on May 24, 2005 at 10:23:00 AM by Joe MamaOver the weekend, I had an opportunity to see "The Babysitter 5", which sucked all kinds of ass, not in a good way.Anyhow, BB was in the flick, so I figured I'd check it out. She had only one scene, and it was pretty

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Actually, he's pretty polite about it. How else can you tell it??Though below Joe says there is "no apparent reason" for this post, there actually is. One of the regular posters on the Victors board is a music professor at Kansas State. Being the academic, he occasionally just tosses out an inquiry based on the language used on the board. The topic was the proper slang term for female ejaculate (

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Well, my store of Joe Mama posts is running very low. I cannot believe that no one has any of the posts that I don't have. How can that be???? If I had a lot of money, I would offer a reward for Joe Mama posts, but I don't. What other enticement could I offer? I cannot give you naked pictures. Sorry. Jack would be mad. Not about the naked pics, just about me giving them out. (I know this because

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Three years and counting.Posted on March 23, 2005 at 02:53:34 PM by Joe MamaI call her Mrs. Mama because I'm not at liberty to use her real namehere, I hate calling her my "fiancé" because, well, it's fucking gay,she's more than just a "girlfriend" so that doesn't fit, and"betrothed" is too Westonian. I never know what to call her when Imake mention of her in this forum. My "#1 bitch?" "The

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Continued from Part I:Salome: What's an evening like at your house, a typical evening? Joe Mama: Boring as shit. Embarrassingly boring. Pathetically "OMG I'm becoming my dad!" boring. I'm 32 and basically married. I get home, get high, watch the news, eat, maybe watch some TV, maybe read something, and maybe fuck around on the computer. I've really done a terrific job of bailing on my social life

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I was going to hold onto this for a while, but since Hank missed it yesterday, I decided to put it up now. It's not as bad as you think, Hank. It's not that much worse than reality TV.Had dinner Sat night with a prosecutor in SeattlePosted on October 24, 2005 at 01:34:51 PM by AlpoHis unit caught the Enumclaw horse sex case. A few interesting points. (He has seen the video)1. Deceased's last

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So I have fulfulled one of my dreams. If the mountain won't come to Mohammed, Mohammed will go to the mountain, as they say.With a little trepidation, I asked JM for an interview and he graciously said yes. With no further ado, here's the first half. Salome: There are some things I think I know about you from reading your posts. I'm going to tell you what they are and I'd like you to fill me in a

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This post immediately followed a mention by Alpo that his 7-year-old son has become something of a history buff and, during a recent discussion with dad about WWII, blurted out: "Canada has an army?"Joe follows:There was a time...Posted on June 7, 2005 at 02:04:50 PM by Joe MamaBut that was before I was even born. During my lifetime, we championed the role of "Peace Keeper" but over the last 20

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Bad news.Posted on October 21, 2005 at 05:32:52 PM by Joe MamaJM Sr. has become computer literate over the last 12-months. He is emailing me shit every day. I mean shit - remember when you first got on-line and forwarded everythng to everyone 'cause you could? He is now wrapping his head around google and exploring the internet. He has been a technophobe since I've known him.Now he has told me

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If I watch the whole game and sing Hail to the Victors out loud at least seven times, the Wolverines may just win.If I don't watch the game and if Hail to the Victors does not get played by the band, and if I don't sing it out loud, the Wolverines will be defeated by Iowa. Go blue! (Really yell this, Don't do it like the cheerleaders, in their tiny little Betty Boop voices.)

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I got some stuff to sayPosted on October 21, 2005 at 03:03:10 PM by Randy1) Only 3 more hours. As I've said a bunch of time, this was my toughest week ever. Jen went out of town on Sunday. The kids have the week off school. And, to top it off, they are all a little sick this week.I love my kids like everyone else. But 5+ days of just you and 3 6yr olds is not easy. I've had them by myslef for

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Family-in-law rant...(p)Posted on November 29, 2004 at 12:29:25 PM by Joe MamaNote: Going forward, the woman formerly known as Mrs Mama wil simply be referred to as my girlfriend.My girlfriend's sister, her husband and their 1-year old daughter are in town. Quick recap - her family drives me fucking insane.Anyhow, we live in a 2 bedroom condo now and the smaller b/r has been turned into a study/

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Well, Google, my favorite search engine, has totally disappointed me this time. I've been trying to get it to pick up this blog for weeks. It still is nowhere in Google. Stupid, stupid Google. However, it can be found in technorati.com. Technorati compiles information about blogs. A search for blogs about Joe Mama brings up almost every post I've done about JM, including ones I have since taken

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In case he's ever in a Schiavo situation:I think you should be allowed to die in a case like this.Posted on March 21, 2005 at 02:12:05 PM by Joe MamaAnd since I have no will, I'd like to ask Danny to put the following in his files should I ever enter a permanent vegetative state:I, Joe Mama, kindly ask that some-fucking-body doses me up for a few weeks with the best damned recreational drugs that

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I hope to publish here the first part of an interview with JM himself in the next week or so. Stay tuned.

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This game cost me my first real spanking...Posted on March 9, 2005 at 04:48:57 PM by Joe Mama[picture of Connect Four]My middle sister and I used to be very, very competitive. It was nhealthy. Anyhow, we had classic matches of Connect Four that often ended with tears. One day, we were in the living room and my dad was in the kitchen cooking dinner. My sister (Rachel) caught me by surprise and

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I won't tell you now what it is, but I have an excellent surprise coming soon for you to read. Just a totally awesome series of posts.

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This thread started from the latest "teacher sleeps with 13-year-old"story emerging from Tennessee, which indicated that the teacher inquestion apparently lived at the student's house for a while with theapproval of the parents...I lived in a chick's closet once for a little while.Posted on February 9, 2005 at 09:57:33 AM by Joe MamaI spent maybe about a month in there. Her name was Samantha

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For those of you who missed this recent post, it came in a thread about why Yosterizer had not posted for a long time. Some were worried about him. Some missed him. JM? Well...Miss him?Posted on October 13, 2005 at 03:09:55 PM by Joe MamaI miss sitting in my jammies watching Captain Caveman, eating bowl after bowl of Count Chocula without a care in the world. I miss getting pumped full of

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I'll be out most of today and probably tomorrow, too, but I wanted to post something. I think I may have had a weird dream about a faceless JM last night. I can't remember what was going on, but I know it had nothing to do with sex. Still, usually when I start dreaming about something, it means I have had a little too much of it. So, now for something completely different....Would any of you

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On why he's still just engaged and not married:She's a sexier Maude Flanders, I'm a slimmer Homer Simpson.Posted on January 21, 2005 at 01:04:07 PM by Joe MamaAt first, we offset one another beautifully. Over time, however, thethings we liked about one another have become relationshipliabilities.She's all about Jesus. I'm on a highway to hell (and I'm loving thetrip). She doesn't like, quote

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How does he do it??I go to Vidal and always give the hottie $40.Posted on December 23, 2004 at 10:57:48 AM by Joe MamaBut, they cut my hair for free, and a hair cut there is ridiculous...maybe $70 for a dude. Because I'm getting comped by the good hotties and good gay men, the least I can do is give them $40 for a half-hour's work. I'll give them $50 if a breast touches my cheek and $60 if it

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Poll: Reefer madnessPosted on February 21, 2005 at 01:29:57 PM by PaulOn the whole, using marijuana has been(a) A strongly positive experience(b) Mildly positive(c) Neither positive nor negative(d) Mildly negative(e) Strongly negative(f) I've never used marijuana, but if I had, I'm pretty sure I'd be answering "e."For me, it ranges from A-E.Posted on February 21, 2005 at 02:27:53 PM by Joe

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I woke up to a pissed off woman.Posted on February 10, 2005 at 11:23:55 AM by Joe MamaShe had "the dream" where I'm having an affair - in this version, sheactually left me. My first question this morning, upon learning what Ihad done in her dream, was something to the effect of "Was she hot?".That resulted in her trying to punch me, which really gets me laughingbecause, c'mon, as hundreds of

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This is a mild poll that Joe actually put up and then decided to answer,too. Some of the questions will be unintelligible to most of you (like about ZEKE and Shumway.) Don't bother. Others will be appallingly esoteric. Shield your minds.Post Title Unknown Posted by Joe Mama, September 10, 2004Does anybody here actually own Folgers Crystals®?Nope. Never even seen them anywhere but on TV

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Someone had to lodge the question: Have you ever had bad sex? on the board. On a board with Joe this is, of course, akin to strolling up to Pandora and saying "Hey, what'cha got there?" What follows is the inevitable result. _________________________G-d yes.Posted on June 17, 2005 at 10:09:04 AM by Joe MamaI've had a woman complain that I wasn't slapping her ass (with a belt!) hard enough. She

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Here's how I know JM is not gay. Also more evidence that he is hilarious.Had my gayest moment ever yesterday.Posted on June 27, 2005 at 09:12:58 AM by Joe MamaI went to the Gay Pride Parade here (IIRC the 2nd biggest Pride Paradearound) with my sister who is a make-up chick at MAC (cosmetics). MAChad a float, she'd done make-up on some of the models, and, knowinghow hot the chicks are my sister

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Caught this thread just as it was about to scroll of the board. As set up, during yesterday's game against Minnesota, Coach Carr could be seen sporting what looked like a scab on his cheek just under his right eye. Apparantly I was not the only one who noticed it. * Was there any discussion earlier about the thing on Carr's face? (nm) - By danny October 8, 2005 at 08:00:57 PM o Not

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It's official. I think we can make this happen. I'd like to start a national Wives Wear Bacon Day. Girlfriends (or boyfriends) can do this too, but be careful who you ask to do it, because it could be seen as a sign of commitment. (To better understand this holiday, see the post JM on Bacon.)Actually, it should probably be more like a weekend than a day, so that those who just don't have time to

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'Intelligent design' was a hot topic on the board over the summer. Hey, they've got to talk about something in the off season.Here is my theory:Posted on August 4, 2005 at 02:19:48 PM by Joe MamaA giant (and I'm talking off the charts HUGE) thing, like a man but mixed with a six-legged ferret with things that look like paper clips for genitals, took a big dump. It wasn't a log, but rather a

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I am still in disbelief about Minnesota. But why should I be? That's the way this season has been going. Botched calls, botched field goals, botched coaching, botched passes, no JM in AA....But I actually feel like it might be my fault. I didn't really watch the game, for one. I only watched part of it. I did listen to some of it on the radio, but then I was inside a store (getting hit on in the

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Well, there's JM, of course.And then there are all the in jokes which you only get if you read regularly. (Just like watching your favorite TV show. Maybe this is happening to me because I can barely tolerate most TV. Maybe we now have a TV addiction gene and mine is not being fulfilled by actual TV. Hmmm...)There is also stuff like the post below. Notice how the subject line is so everyman, but

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I screwed up on this over the weekend (too long for Shumway)Posted on September 20, 2005 at 02:49:32 PM by Joe MamaYes, Mrs. Mama knows I actively check women out. She'll comment on chicks often. I try not to actually mention a chick unless, say, her fake boobs are so cartoonish I point them out so we can chuckle. She accepts that I am a man - with eyes.However, I managed to piss her off this

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Even though this is pretty recent, I thought it good enough to share now. Plus it makes me hungry and since I don't have any bacon at home, I can at least experience it vicariously through JM's great descriptive technique.Some of you may remember JM's affectation for bacon. If you don't,here it is, following off a question about whether people actually usethe various drawers and door features (

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The question arose about how much people had ever paid for a steak. Someone, of course,slipped in a reference to the $5 milkshake line from Pulp Fiction.Thus:Joe - regarding the $5 milkshakePosted on September 30, 2005 at 11:25:57 AM by RandyOn FoodTV I saw a restaurant in Philadelphia tha thas a $100 cheesesteak. I'm considering flying there to try it. Problem is then it's like a $500

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This is from a thread about shaving or waxing preference:Prefer a fully fledged womanPosted on July 20, 2005 at 01:39:38 PM by BigAppleBuckyI was thinking about this the other day.1. A woman who kinda looks like a little girl just isn't all that appealing.2. Her feminine odor just isn't the same. Evolution, Mother Nature, orGod made women the way they naturally are in order to attract men. Igo

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There are a lot of alias posts on the Victors board and, often, theonly way to tell the culprit is by looking at the IP address underwhich they're posting. JM disagrees...I take it this isn't directed to the burnouts.Posted on September 1, 2005 at 06:46:59 PM by Joe MamaI can't possibly remember those fucking things. I've got enough tokeep track of. I sometimes lose my pot, and you want me to

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